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We all know that Bingo is a fun game to play, but these jokes prove that Bingo is not only a game to laugh with others, it’s also a game where you can laugh at others…

Full Card

2 old men are playing Bingo in the church, John and Tom. John keeps looking over Tom’s shoulder saying: “you’ve got that number, mark it off, you’ve got that number mark it off.” After doing this for quite some time Tom gets annoyed and says: “why don’t you do your own card?” Whereupon John answers: “I can’t it’s full!”

Blondes and Bingo

It was a Ladies Only Night in the All Blonde Bingo Hall. The night had been pretty boring, not one single person had a BINGO all night. The last game was up for grabs, with a huge bingo prize of $3500.00 in the pot.

The game drags on and on, and nearly every blonde in the house had to be on for the big blackout. Finally, G-47 was called, but still no shouts of “Bingo!” were heard. The frustrated caller finally gets up and throws the Bingo Machine off the stage. All the girls were shocked and the caller says: “I’ve just called every darn one of these 75 balls out of this machine and nobody has a Bingo? Just what number are you ladies waiting for?” All together, 412 blonde ladies shouted: “FREE SPACE!”

The 10 commandments of Bingo

Thou shall not sit in thy neighbors lucky seat.

Thou shall not stare at thy neighbors card.

Thou shall not take the Callers name in vain.

Thou shall not call false “Bingo”.

Thou shall not wish bad luck on thy neighbor.

Thou shall not threaten to kill the “Caller”.

Thou shall …

Togel Hari Ini

Dublin has been awarded the title of European Poker Capital 2008 by Bluff Europe.  Amsterdam, Vienna and Barcelona filled the remaining top five slots.

Dublin was chosen for the title ahead of last year’s winner, London because of the proliferation of card rooms such as the Fitzwilliam, Sporting Emporium and Silks, as well as the success of the Irish Poker Open.  Dublin’s has proved its quality as a poker destination.

For the man credited with bringing Texas Hold’em to Ireland, Liam ‘Gentleman’ Flood, the news came as no surprise.  The well known poker player said “The thing that differentiates Dublin to other place is the craic. There are lots of good characters playing poker in Dublin and you can see that in the banter that is at the tables.  There are a lot of people playing poker and the people who are running the card rooms are concentrating on poker. Everybody is catered for in Ireland, from the €10 player to the guy who wants to play for €1,000. A lot of the English players are tight and a lot of the Irish players are gamblers, but, of course, you can have everything and anything in between.”

California Online Poker Bill shelved

An estimated 2 million Californian online poker players anxiously awaiting the result of Assemblyman Lloyd Levine’s online poker bill, AB 2026, will have to wait until 2009. The bill was put on the shelf for the remainder of the year, and scheduled to be reintroduced to the Senate Appropriations Committee next January.

The bill was originally introduced in February 2008 to study the potential of legalising online poker in California but was then revised to actually legalise the act of playing online poker, rather than just studying the issue. …