Laughing at some Bingo Jokes and playing Togel Hari Ini



We all know that Bingo is a fun game to play, but these jokes prove that Bingo is not only a game to laugh with others, it’s also a game where you can laugh at others…


Full Card


2 old men are playing Bingo in the church, John and Tom. John keeps looking over Tom’s shoulder saying: “you’ve got that number, mark it off, you’ve got that number mark it off.” After doing this for quite some time Tom gets annoyed and says: “why don’t you do your own card?” Whereupon John answers: “I can’t it’s full!”


Blondes and Bingo


It was a Ladies Only Night in the All Blonde Bingo Hall. The night had been pretty boring, not one single person had a BINGO all night. The last game was up for grabs, with a huge bingo prize of $3500.00 in the pot.


The game drags on and on, and nearly every blonde in the house had to be on for the big blackout. Finally, G-47 was called, but still no shouts of “Bingo!” were heard. The frustrated caller finally gets up and throws the Bingo Machine off the stage. All the girls were shocked and the caller says: “I’ve just called every darn one of these 75 balls out of this machine and nobody has a Bingo? Just what number are you ladies waiting for?” All together, 412 blonde ladies shouted: “FREE SPACE!”


The 10 commandments of Bingo


Thou shall not sit in thy neighbors lucky seat.

Thou shall not stare at thy neighbors card.

Thou shall not take the Callers name in vain.

Thou shall not call false “Bingo”.

Thou shall not wish bad luck on thy neighbor.

Thou shall not threaten to kill the “Caller”.

Thou shall …




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Situs Poker yang mampu proses 24jam itu adalah nilai Plus bagi situs poker tersebut.

Karena tidak semua situs judi itu berani menggunakan sistem seperti ini .


Jadwal Bank yang sebenar nya itu tetap ada Offline nya ,dan bila situs poker tersebut berani proses di jam offline itu adalah situs yang rela mengambil resiko demi player dan member nya.

Kenapa di blg resiko ? tentu saja hal ini beresiko besar,memang member transfer dana tapi posisi bank offline. Situs Poker tidak bisa melakukan pengecekan dan tetap di proses itu sudah pasti mengambil resiko.


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Bahas mengenai PlayerQQ memang tidak ada habis nya , kali ini kita bahas soal kelebihan nya dalam proses depo dan wd 24 Jam bahkan saat Offline.

Bayangin aj ni Situs Judi Poker Online lain nya pada gak bernai proses dan kita di PlayerQQ akan langsung di proses dengan sangat cepat.


PlayerQQ kan memang terkenal Situs Judi Tercepat di Indonesia dan kita kita tau situs judi tercepat mampu proses 24jam.

Mana mungkin lagi kita bisa menolah situs PlayerQQ,rasanya sangat sempurna .

Sistem PlayerQQ memang sangat mendukung ke para Player nya baik dari permainan maupun layanan nya.


Situs Judi lain setiap offline pasti kita di minta tunggu jam online baru akan di proses ,bener tidak ?

Makanya coba main di PlayerQQ ,sensasi perlayanan nya pasti tidak bisa di ikuti Situs Judi lain nya.

Proses offline tanpa bukti transfer ?? PlayerQQ bisa koq ,gak percaya ? coba buktikan aj .


Bri adalah Bank paling populer bagi masyarakat indonesia ,jam …

Health Benefits of Coffee and Coffee pouches by Vimgo


Health benefits of coffee? Could it be true? Well, it is! Recent studies have concluded that the health benefits of coffee can include reducing the risk of a number of diseases, including type 2 diabetes. The health benefits of coffee certainly can’t be denied. For instance, Harvard researchers found that drinking one to three cups of coffee each day can cut the chance of diabetes by single digits. But men could reduce their risk of diabetes by as much as 54% (and women by 30%) if they had six or more cups a day. Before you dismiss the health benefits of coffee – at least drinking six cups or more – this study mirrored another one done by the Dutch. In fact, the health benefits of coffee could make it a bit of a health food – if consumed correctly. Don’t think that the health benefits of coffee are anything new. There have been nearly 20,000 studies performed to find out the health benefits of coffee. The overwhelming answer: For most people, there’s little downside to drinking coffee and potentially a lot of good. For instance, in six different studies on the health benefits of coffee, it was discovered that 80% of those studied were less likely to develop Parkinson’s disease. When compared to not drinking coffee at all, having just two cups of day could reduce the chance of getting colon cancer by 25% and the chance of cirrhosis of the liver by 80%. Other health benefits of coffee can include improved management of asthma, reducing the severity of headaches, an improved mood and even cavity prevention. The health benefits of Coffee pouches may also include a reduced risk of certain types of cancer – specifically oral, esophageal and pharyngeal cancer – as well as gallstone disease and even

Online Casino Singapore Bingo – It’s Types,Variations and Winning Tips



Bingo Basics



This “born in Italy” game is very easy and simple game to be played not only by children but has it place in charity functions, house parties and even in classrooms. Bingo is the game which enhances the number and gaining skills of the children and that is the reason these days teachers use it as a source of teaching in their respective classes.




How to play



Two pre-requisites for this game are Bingo cards and bingo cages which contains balls to be called out. The bingo cards with five rows and five columns become twenty five spaces on which numbers are written and these can be replaced with car, traffic signals etc. daubers and chips are being used to mark the numbers; daubers are preferable by the players. Different sizes, shapes and designs of daubers can be found in the market like Uncle Sam daubers, Elvis daubers are few of them. While playing this game, a player must be aware of the Booklet, Blackout, Coverall, Face and numerous other terms to play the game easily. Many books and websites nowadays provide information for novices and for the players to excel in this game. The best feature of this game is its lucky factor, like stones numbers etc.







There are many different types of Online Casino Singapore games that you can play but on the basis of popularity two games are really prominent which are 90-ball bingo and 75 ball bingo. The only difference between both the games is numbers as 90-ball bingo has more numbers than the 75 ball bingo. These games can be played online while sitting at home.



  1. 75-ball bingo

This type of bingo game is mostly played …

Welcome to Fantasyland: Alexandra Usoltseva New OFC Qiu Qiu Poker World Champion



Female poker players have been dominating the Open Face Chinese (OFC) Poker Scene for some time now, and the TonyBet World Championship of OFC in Prague has been no exception. Last year Jennifer Shahade won the €10,000 High Roller OFC Championship, and just a couple of days ago Isabelle Mercier became the first winner of the new OFC Progressive Pineapple event.


Now Russia’s Alexandra Usoltseva has joined the club of champions by winning the prestigious OFC Poker World Championship Main Event.


The €1,000 Main Event attracted 118 players – and a lot of notables like Max Pescatori, Jen Shahade, Isabelle Mercier, Sergey Rybachenko and Maxim Panyak. In the end Usoltseva came out victorious after beating Ukraine’s Roman Paliuk heads up for the title, the €30,000 first place prize and the impressive champion’s belt.


The win is by far Usoltseva’s biggest accomplishment. According to the Hendon Mob Usoltseva has only cashed one time before, in 2013 when she finished in 5th place of the Russian Poker Tour’s OFC Championship. Nevertheless Usoltseva came to Prague with a lot of confidence, and after the win she said:


”I knew I’d win long before it happened. About a week ago I posted in one of the Russian poker forums that I really want to win this event and I imagined myself doing it. So I’m really happy that my dream came true.”


OFC Progressive Pineapple: Isabelle Mercier First World Champion


Prague is definitely the poker capital of the world in December. With the World Poker Tour, the Eureka Poker Tour, The Prague Poker Cup and the European Poker Tour all making their way to the Czech capital, Prague is the place to be for every poker player this time of year. Even though most events are …

Zyn pouchesTax debate only beginning in Nashville



Taxes are fast becoming the defining issue for the legislative session in Nashville.


Two different taxes are taking center stage. One is for cigarettes. The other is for groceries. Governor Phil Bredesen, (D), wants to bump up the tax on a pack of cigarettes by forty cents a pack to increase funding for education. Republican leaders in the General Assembly want to lower the state tax on food. But a surplus of tax revenue at the state level has local Republicans asking questions.


“If we raise taxes on tobacco and don’t have a reduction elsewhere, what are we going to do with that surplus and that bothers me,” says Knoxville State Senator Tim Burchett, (R).


“From what I’m hearing, the Governor doesn’t have the votes to pass the tobacco tax increase,” says GOP House member, Stacey Campfield of Knoxville.


A forty cent hike in the cigarette tax would bring an additional $219 million in state tax revenue. But, offset that by the food tax, which last year brought in $465 million.


If the food tax was cut by just ½ percent, that would be a $39 million loss for the state coffers.


The Governor has softened his stance on a possibly reduction in the grocery tax. And with that surplus, the political reality is that the hike on cigarettes, at least at forty cents a pack, may not happen either


“Sometimes politicians are checkers players. I think the Governor is a good chess player, he’s a strategy guy,” says Burchett.


“We’ve obviously over collected from our constituents money, let’s give them back some money by removing the sales tax on food,” adds Campfield.


Tennesseans spend $7.75 billion a year on groceries according to state revenue figures. The state tax …




Ed Thorp looks you in the eye and tells you he intends to live forever. And because he invented the first system ever proved to beat blackjack, because he helped build the first wearable computer, because he’s a former math and statistics professor who happens to run one of the most successful hedge funds in the country – 47.14 percent return in 1998 and better than 59 percent in the 12 months ended this April, with virtually no risk! – you figure if he lives that long he’s going to make a lot more money than he already has.

In 1962, Ed Thorp published Beat the Dealer, which proved mathematically what had only been suspected: that by keeping track of the cards that have been dealt, a blackjack player can produce a positive expected return – anywhere from 0.25 percent to 5 percent, depending on the number of decks and how deeply into them the dealer penetrates before shuffling. It’s tempting to think of a successful card counter as a very talented gambler, but a real card counter isn’t gambling at all; eventually a positive result will – not may, but will – be produced. A card counter removes the risk from the game and grinds out a profit. And a grind it is: Table-stakes limits and intimidating pit bosses render card counting better suited to those who actually enjoy the danger and secondhand smoke associated with casinos. Thorp made a fortune testing and refining his strategy, but his pens-in-the-pocket style never quite fit in with the glitz of the Vegas strip. More important, Thorp had begun to apply his thinking to a much bigger game of chance: the stock market.


“The overlap of interest between gambling and the stock market is very high. It’s an amazing …

Daniel Negreanu is Back. Or is He available on Togel Hongkong?



Daniel Negreanu is having a good WSOP 2008. He has four cashes, including two final tables and his fourth WSOP bracelet. He’s made over $375,000 so far, and there are lots of events left. It appears that Kid Poker is back in the saddle again, making final tables and cashing big checks.


Many people think that Daniel Negreanu has been in a slump, but that’s not true. In 2004 his tournament results were insane. He won everywhere and looked like he would be the dominant force in the game. But that doesn’t happen in poker.


Daniel has still been winning his share of checks since 2004. He won over $700,000 in 2007, nearly $2M in 2006 and $460,000 in 2005. His skill level keeps him winning every year but when the cards are running for him as well, he’s unstoppable. Kid Poker is not back; he’s just on a roll again. He was never away.


Polaris 2, a poker playing machine, is plugged in and ready to go heads-up against some of the best poker pros in the world. Developed by the University of Alberta’s Computer Poker Research Group, Polaris is a series of computer programs created to beat amateur and pros alike. The new poker machine will be set up at this year’s Gaming Life Expo in Las Vegas this July.


The names of the poker pros enlisted to participate in this Man vs. Machine poker tournament have not yet been released, but last year’s participants included Phil Laak and Ali Eslami. Both pros managed to beat Polaris, but not by much.


“Against the current AI in Polaris 2, the average poker player would be completely dominated,” said Bryce Paradis, lead poker coach with, the team representing Polaris. “The Polaris 2 …

European Togel Hari Ini Poker Capital 2008

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Dublin has been awarded the title of European Poker Capital 2008 by Bluff Europe.  Amsterdam, Vienna and Barcelona filled the remaining top five slots.


Dublin was chosen for the title ahead of last year’s winner, London because of the proliferation of card rooms such as the Fitzwilliam, Sporting Emporium and Silks, as well as the success of the Irish Poker Open.  Dublin’s has proved its quality as a poker destination.


For the man credited with bringing Texas Hold’em to Ireland, Liam ‘Gentleman’ Flood, the news came as no surprise.  The well known poker player said “The thing that differentiates Dublin to other place is the craic. There are lots of good characters playing poker in Dublin and you can see that in the banter that is at the tables.  There are a lot of people playing poker and the people who are running the card rooms are concentrating on poker. Everybody is catered for in Ireland, from the €10 player to the guy who wants to play for €1,000. A lot of the English players are tight and a lot of the Irish players are gamblers, but, of course, you can have everything and anything in between.”


California Online Poker Bill shelved


An estimated 2 million Californian online poker players anxiously awaiting the result of Assemblyman Lloyd Levine’s online poker bill, AB 2026, will have to wait until 2009. The bill was put on the shelf for the remainder of the year, and scheduled to be reintroduced to the Senate Appropriations Committee next January.


The bill was originally introduced in February 2008 to study the potential of legalising online poker in California but was then revised to actually legalise the act of playing online poker, rather than just studying the issue. …

Online Togel Singapore Resources to Learn and Master Winning Strategies



To name among a few popular gambling games is blackjack that rides the waves of popularity with persons of all ages. This game is easy to play but not to win. Winning the game is the greatest source of excitement and enthrallment to the utmost level for those who play the game to satisfy their appetite for complete enjoyment. Usually, no secrets are there about how to play the game of blackjack successfully. The only key to winning the game is your professionalism that entails a grasp over gambling strategies and a grip on their application. Mastering these strategies is the one and only way to have the makings of a professional and proficient gambler. Learning the strategies is your primary concern as a novice player.


But, you are confused over how to address this need of yours. You can join forums to have a hang of gambling tricks and techniques online. Select a few forums where you can come across with many gamblers and gambling game lovers. You can have your queries solved through effective communication with them. The forums are an ideal destination to exchange your ideas and thought with them. You can participate in quiz contests on gambling games and gather knowledge of rare gambling aspects from such contents.


Blogging is a popular online activity nowadays. It is a craze with professional gambles and knowledgeable gambling buffs as well. Many of them own blog sites of their own. Blogs posted on these sites almost on regular basis are reliable sources of information on the game of blackjack. Make sure following the blog posts by expert and experienced gamblers to gather more and more useful tips on this field of your interest.


There is no limit to online resources of information on several …